Do you have the wrong information about your legal freedoms? You’ve come to the right place! Connor, Brianna and Austin can help you right your misconceptions, and turn you right into a enfranchised citizen, in this week’s righteous episode. Pretty great, right? I’m almost too excited to do this write-up right.
But before we go on, here are some rights you have and the wrong times and places to use them.
The Right to An Attorney:
All Canadians have the right to legal representation
The wrong time to use it: A SLEEPOVER
Kaylee: Okay, Jennifer: Truth or Dare!
Jennifer: Uhhh… Truth!
Kaylee: DO YOU REALLY HAVE A CRUSH ON RYAN?
Sheldon K. Auchinleck-Cromartie, LLB, QC: My client doesn’t have to answer that.
The Right of Peaceful Assembly:
You have the right to assemble peacefully for most purposes
The wrong time to use it: DETHKLOK CONCERT
Nathan Explosion: BLIND MEN ESCAPE FROM THE SKY, CONDEMNED THE CLOCK COUNTS DOWN!
Your Friend: DETHKLOK! This is so $%&@ING METAL!
You: Hey! Whoa! Everybody stop! That’s enough noise! I have the right to demand that this assembly be more peaceful!
Nathan Explosion: Oh, I um… sorry, I didn’t realize… uh… okay, maybe, er…
The Right to pursue the gaining of a livelihood in any province
The Wrong time to use it: WHEN YOUR CURRENT JOB WILL CLEARLY NOT EXIST IN ANOTHER PROVINCE
Andy: That does it! I’m working on this lobster boat no longer! I’m moving to Saskatchewan to catch lobster there, I am. And you can go do one, mean old Mr. Lobster Boat Captain!
Mean old Mr. Lobster Boat Captain: Wait, Andy! There’s no lobster in Sask-
Andy: Oh shove it already! I bet you aren’t even that smart, you know. When you think about it.
Andy: Hello Mr. Provincial Minister Man! I’d like my lobster fishing job, as is my right, please!
The Honourable Don Morgan, QC, Minister of Labour Relations and Workplace Safety and Minister Responsible for Saskatchewan Workers’ Compensation Board: How did you get into my office? AAAHH! YOU DIDN’T WIPE OFF YOUR RUBBER BOOTS! GET OFF MY CARPET!